What does a blanket say when it falls off a bed?
How Scientists Flirt
Physicist: I’m gravitationally attracted to you.
Chemist: I think you’re sodium fine.
2014 Bad Joke No. 67
What does the devil like to cook?
- Girlfriend: There's this girl in class that has seizures all the time and a couple days ago she had one and the first thing she did was write down her number and give it to this guy. Apparently she like dreamt about him during the seizure or something.
- Me: That's awesome. She seized the day.
- Me: I'm never topping that for the rest of my life.